Found Verse

Below is a posting from some website entitled American Renaissance (AmRen for short) -- wretchedly reactionary stuff, to be sure. This post, however, amused me because its line breaks were odd, suggesting a stanza. I present it here so that any passerby may enjoy the humorously inadvertent prosody of an individual I can only assume is a true American Renaissance man.

A teacher friend swears this is true:
As she called the roll on the first day of class,
she discovered that she had a Black named Vagina in her class. Seeking to spare the child (and others) embarassment, she suggested that everyone call the girl Gina.
"No Ma'am," Vagina answered, "My name Vagina."

Posted by The writer formerly known as Jim E. at 9:44 AM on April 15